Remote Ka Raavan: Ek Ghar Ki Kahani

Arre bhai suno…
Hamare ghar mein ek hi cheez sabse zyada maangi jaati hai — pyaar?
Nahi bhai… TV remote. 😤

Pehla rule mummy ne gate pe hi bata diya tha: "Beta, remote mummy ka hai. Aur mummy bhi mummy ka hai."
Baaki sab bas rented emotions hain.

Subah Subah Ka Hungama 🌞

Subah 7 baje alarm baja… par mummy ka volume already 9 pe tha.
"Uth jaa! Itna soyega toh bade hoke kya karega? TV remote banega?"
Maine bola, “Mummy, Sunday hai!”
Boli, “Aur kya? Isiliye toh sabun bhi double lagake naha!” 😩

Dadi vs. Mummy: Kiski Chalti Hai?

Dadi: "Ramayan lagao."
Mummy: "Abhi Anupamaa chal rahi hai."
Dadi: "Bhagwan ki kahani mein shakti hai."
Mummy: "Aur Anupamaa mein TRP hai!"

Main beech mein bola: “Main YouTube laga leta hoon.”
Dono ne milke bola: “Remote rakh aur jaake padhai kar.” (Plot twist: main 23 saal ka hoon.)

Shaam Ka Serial Syndrome 📺

Jaise hi 9 bajta hai, mummy ki aankhon mein alag chamak aa jaati hai.
TV ke saamne cushion set, bottle bhar ke paani, aur biscuit plate ready.

"Chup rehna ab, Maya ki shaadi tootne wali hai!"
Maya ki shaadi har week toot-ti hai, fir jud jaati hai.
Uski shaadi ki TRP zyada hai, India ke GDP se bhi.

Aur agar light chali gayi na...
“Bijli walo ki maa ki…!” — Mummy, lovingly.

Weekend Cleaning = Duniya Ka Aakhri Din 🧹

“Aaj toh poora ghar chamakna chahiye! Sofa ke niche se bhi izzat nikal ke lao!”

Papa chup. Main chup. Dog bhi chup. Sab pocha ban gaye.

Sabse toxic dialogue: "TV tabhi chalega jab jhaadu-pocha khatam hoga."
Remote mummy ke jhaadu ke neeche hostage hota hai.

Ghar Ka Final Twist

Ek din mummy bartan dho rahi thi, aur remote humare haath lag gaya.
Mujhe laga azaadi mili hai…

Toh jaise hi maine Netflix khola, mummy ne peeche se awaaz maari:
"Beta, remote de… nahi toh tumhare future ki battery nikaal dungi."

Aur main… mute ho gaya.

🤣 The End... ya Daily Episode?

Ghar mein drama free mein milta hai, bro. Bas popcorn khud lena padta hai.

Agar tumhare ghar mein bhi remote war, biscuit ki politics, aur jhaadu ki dictatorship hoti hai… toh comment karo.
Shayad hum sab ek hi serial ke character hain — *Saas, Beta Aur Remote!*

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